demoncolbert:

i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him

i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy

instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins 

tacospizza:

how do i get a flat stomach in 1 hour

compulsives:

i actually don’t care if people don’t like me as long as they don’t pretend that they do like me